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Post by Eclair on Sept 11, 2014 9:27:06 GMT -8
"Saying that Chinese drivers are bad is racist." Oh? "Yeah, because not all Asians are Chinese."
[We're not into political correctness here . . . ]
"If lightening always follows the place of least resistance, then why doesn't it strike France the most?"
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down, and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bear claw!* Spit it out!" * "Bear Claw" is one of those filtered words . . . You can imagine what you will.
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Post by ConsumingFire on Jan 2, 2015 12:08:38 GMT -8
Person 1: How do you keep a turkey in suspense. Person 2: I don't know, how? Person 1: I'll tell you later.
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